#randy in this pic is totally me

[willowisapillow]

💕⚓️ Simpin' Sailor⚓️💕

The down badness is real lmao

Kay, so I kinda lied in my last post about how that was my last Randy x Sharon post, THIS art right here will genuinely be my last post featuring these two together for a little while.

At this point, these two are literally my drug fr fr 🤭

Summer has finally arrived, y’all are probably out of school by now, everyone’s heading to the beach or a waterpark to cool off, and the heat is going to be literal hell, so that means I’ll be drawing some more fanart related to the season in the future.

I was planning on doing something like this for Mermay, but wasn’t really sure on what the drawing would look like, and I semi-abandoned the project for a bit until I was able to think of the perfect idea for it. At first I was gonna draw Randy as a merman alongside Sharon, but decided against it and settled on the whole, “Mermaid x Human” trope that I’m a huge sucker for and love to death.

So now I made him a degen simp sailor who just wants some of that mermussy/j

I had so much fun working on Sharon’s mermaid design. Wanted to go for a tropical core/coconut girl look for her (two aesthetics that I discovered a while back and immediately fell in love with), just the fins, the tail, the flower in her hair, and flower bracelet are literally everything, I friggin’ love her sm- 🥹

And also her, “so done with this bs” look is just the whole mood. Though I mostly liked how Sailor Randy turned out. The heart eyes paired with the animesque nosebleed is giving me so much Sanji vibes haha

Gonna be drawing some more mermaid fanart soon to make up for my Mermay absence, though it’ll just be a few characters, because I don’t really have much ideas for other characters at the moment :P

[ratatatastic]

"Now the Oilers take away, Skinner's to centre, hit by Kulikov. Oh! And then a big hit by Gadjovich!" "And they go after him..." "Yeah, action between the benches! Play continues. Luostarinen the feed! Here's Lundell! In front, Mikkola scores! It's Niko Mikkola to tie the game at 4!" "Well, the Oilers were too preoccupied, between the benches there was a Players' Association meeting. And meanwhile the Panthers got control of the puck in the offensive zone and some nifty passing and timely play by Mikkola coming in! Here's the hit on Skinner, and then the Oilers decide, 'Oh! We're gonna go after Gadjovich!' And meantime the Panthers—Luostarinen, Lundell—and he just feathers this puck. Look at Lundell, the backhand and timed perfectly, and Mikkola. As I said Skinner will go down and get that puck over top of him. And we got a tie game." "Lundell, second assist—primary on the last two goals. The Panthers have battled back after Oilers got three [goals] in a row to go up a pair there in the second [period.]"

"Here's a chance. Mikkola scores! Niko Mikkola gets the goal—13:07 left to go in this third period—as he sneaks in and Mikkola has tied it!" "Well, everything is happening in front of the benches and play kinda stopped. A lot of the Oilers get involved, but play continues on. As this is going on right in front, Skinner upset, the puck's gonna go in the Edmonton zone and it's Bouchard, good pressure, the turnover. And how about this play by Lundell to Mikkola? And no mistake! Mikkola, his third. Great patience by Lundell, face the defender down and finds Mikkola."

florida panthers @ edmonton oilers | 12.16.24 (x)(x)(x)(x)

[videoartiste]

jamie kennedy was Not supposed to take a selfie with me bc i just bought an autograph, but he did bc i dressed up like randy meeks the day before and told him

[milkibabe]

♥ family camping trip w/ stan (headcanons) ♥

✢ summary: headcanons on going on a camping trip with Stan’s family

✢ warnings: nsfw

Stan HCs

𝒮𝐹𝒲

It was of course Randy’s idea to bring you along, Stan didn’t want to subject you to his family for a week.

He was glad you came anyways since he loved having you around.

“Bring your earbuds, you’ll need them in the car"

You and Stan of course shared a tent together.

Stan was a pro at putting the tent together since he had gone camping with his family since he was a toddler. 

Stan literally wakes up the latest out of everybody. 

You would always get up early to start making breakfast with Sharon.

Stan unzips the tent and comes out with his black hair all messy and rubs his sleepy eyes. 

“That smells amazing babe”

Stan sleepily holds your waist and rests his chin on your head while you prepare breakfast on the little propane stove. 

Randy says cheesy dad stuff like “ah, young love” and “to be a teenager again”.

Stan always rolls his eyes at his dad being cringe, but you find it endearing.

Sharon always tries to make sure you’re eating enough.

Shelley was forced to go with, but you and her get along well enough. 

Stan LOVES documenting everything you guys do with photos.

You’ll just be cozy in your pajamas, wrapped in a blanket, roasting marshmallows when he whips out his phone to take cute pics of you.

He’s totally posting a photo dump of you two on his insta when he gets back home (and has wifi).

Asks you to go on hikes with him away from his family when they become a little suffocating.

“Are your feet tired? I can carry you on my back.”

You two go on the most romantic midnight stroll by the lake and stare at the pretty stars.

He’ll let you sit on his lap while you two listen to music in the dark. 

While you two are sitting and taking in the view he wraps his arms tightly around you.

“Look at the sky tonight— all of the stars have a reason”

𝓝𝓢𝓕𝓦

Stan’s a fucking fiend for risky sex, so this camping trip is his time to shine.

Purposely told you to sit way in the back of the car during the road trip so he could finger you under his blanket when he got bored.

He was so eager to fuck you he told his parents “we’re heading to bed early, its been a long day” on the first night.

It was like 8pm...

As soon as you zipped the tent closed Stan’s hands were already roaming your body.

“Fuck, your ass looks so fucking good in those shorts”

Wanted to give your ass a loud slap but his parents were literally 40 feet away outside the tent.

Opted to biting and marking up your body instead. 

As soon as you got a little too vocal he’d grab your jaw with his hand and hush you. 

“Do you want my parents to know just how much of a slut you are for me?”

You’d of course shake your head no, which would make him give you a quiet chuckle.

“Then be a good girl and be quiet for me.”

He says that but would go right back to making it impossible to stay quiet.

It’s almost as if he likes making your life harder than it needs to be.

Slides his fingers inside of you and fingers you, just slow enough for you to always be on the edge.

You beg for him to let you cum in the quietest voice you can muster.

“Be patient princess, as soon as they all go to sleep I’ll give you what you want.”

His parents go to bed finally and after a while Stan finally withdraws his fingers from you.

You whimper desperately but become excited when you hear him shuffling out of his boxers. 

With no hesitation he thrusts into your needy, wet pussy.

He’s on top of you, clamping your mouth shut to keep you quiet.

Tears start to spill from your eyes as they roll into the back of your head. 

“Mmm, fuck, your so fucking tight for me. Squeezing me like a good little slut.”

That was enough to send you finally over the edge as you release the tension within your body into a heavenly orgasm.

Stan cums inside you soon after that, painting your walls with his seed. 

Stan rolls over, sweaty and out of breath.

You were tired and satisfied, drifting off to sleep when you hear him softly say something.

“Oh princess... we aren’t done yet”

Welp... you are not getting any sleep tonight.

[opposums-love-arson]

Scream Queen Book 1: Conventional Final Girl

Chapter 2

Chapter 1 / Chapter 3

Stu Macher x Reader x Billy Loomis

  The last class of the day rolled around, for the most part it was bland until- “(y/n),” The teacher called out my name, waving a slip of paper in his hand. “Head office would like to see you.” I could hear students murmur and gossip about how it was my turn to be interrogated. Stu and Billy, they sat on either side of me, gave me both sympathetic but entertained stares like they were waiting for something. God, this whole thing was just so weird! I felt like there were eyes on me the entire time I was walking to the office, I felt queasy and uncomfortable just thinking about Casey’s body. How it must’ve just hung there, swinging with her intestines on display for her parents to come out to...it's so gross! It’s so frightening. 

“You wanted to see me?” I asked as I walked in, a little weirded out by the whole ordeal. 

Standing by the door was Dewey and Sheriff Burke sat next to him while Principal Himdry stood at his desk. 

“Yes, Ms. (l/n) please come and sit.” The principal said, I did just that. 

“We just got done talking to your sister,” Dewey said, looking up from his notepad. 

“Good to know,” I nodded, not really knowing what to say right now. 

They asked me simple questions like “How are you?”, “Where were you last night?”, “How are your parents?”, even “Were you close to Casey Becker?” Of course I told them the truth, I had no reason to lie. I just wanted to get back to class but on my way back the bell for the end of school rang. So instead I went to the fountain where everyone usually meets. Over the loudspeaker Principal Himbry’s voice could be heard trying to rush kids home, it definitely wasn’t working. Everyone was already here so I just flopped down on the concrete ground in front of Tatum and her boyfriend.

“What questions did they ask you, Sid?” Tatum looked over to the girl in question as she braided strands of my hair with Stu. 

“Well, they asked me if I knew Casey.” She responded as she sat between her boyfriend’s legs. 

“Hey they ask if you like to hunt?” Stu looked up from my hair and turned his view to the other couple. 

“Yeah they did, they ask you?” Billy returned the question, as he threw something into the fountain. 

“Why would they ask you if you like to hunt?” Tatum wondered, looking in between everyone. 

Wasn’t it obvious though? 

“Because their bodies were gutted.” Pipped up Randy, no doubt trying to scare Tatum. I nudged his leg, receiving an annoyed grunt from him in response. 

That wasn’t it. 

“Thank you, Randy.” Billy said even though he looked down at my face. I know who the non-sarcastic version of that thank you was for. 

“They didn’t ask me if I like to hunt,” Tatum said, looking out into nothing in particular. 

“That’s because we live in a sexist patriarchal society,” I mumbled as I leaned back into Tatum’s legs. Letting Stu poke little flowers into my hair.

“Wow real wise (y/n),” I could practically hear Randy roll his eyes. 

“It’s cause there’s no way a girl coulda’ killed them,” Stu said as he looked between his friends and girlfriend. 

“Literally, just proved my point Stu,” I groaned rolling my head over while Tatum kept playing with my hair. 

“That’s so sexist, the killer could easily be female, Basic Instinct.” Tatum retorted, trying to be on my side. 

Before I could correct her Randy beat me to it, “That was an ice pic, not exactly the same thing”

“There’s been loads of movies with female killers! I mean for starters Home for The Holidays or Girls Nite Out also known as The Scaremaker and-” Before I could finish I was cut off with a light kick.

“Yeah yeah, anyways Casey and Steve were completely hollowed out.” Stu said, “The fact, it takes a man to do something like that.” 

“Or a man’s mentality.” Tatum said, totally mocking Stu’s words. This made me giggle a bit earning another kick from Stu. 

“How do you gut someone?” Sid asked, her question obviously rhetorical and voice shaky. We all paused and looked over at her, I grabbed her hand and squeezed a bit. This time she squeezed back. 

Stu obviously didn’t understand or maybe he did but didn’t care considering he said, “You take the knife.” This made Billy perk up. “And you slit em from the groin to sternum.” Stu finished. 

“Hey, it’s called tact you fuckrag.” Billy said in a slightly rude and defensive tone. And here I thought he was going to stick up for my big sis. 

“Hey Stu, didn’t you used to date Casey?” Sid asked, trying to make Stu as uncomfortable as she was. 

 This shocked Stu a little, though he was quickly back to his usual playful self. 

“Yeah for like two seconds,” He scoffed out with a slight smirk. 

Popping his head into the conversation Randy said, “Before she dumped you for Steve.” Oh no. 

“I thought you dumped her for me?” Tatum asked a slightly confused and hurt expression forming on her face. I leaned my head on her knees all while still looking up at the couple.

“I did, he’s full of shit,” Stu said as he used his head to gesture to Randy. 

“And are the police aware that you dated the victim?” Randy asked, obviously instigating something between him and Stu. 

“Oh no,” I groaned out. 

“What are you saying? That I killed her?” Stu asked, eyebrows knitted together, obvious offense written on his face. 

“It would certainly improve your high school Q,” said Randy

Scooting up to Stu’s chest Tatum said, “Stu was with me last night, okay?”

“Yeah I was,” Stu said in an elongated tone, putting his arm around Tatum. 

“I think I’m going to be sick,” I rolled my eyes as I stood up and went to go sit next to Randy. While Tatum and Randy seemed to laugh a little at this, Stu seemed kind of hurt. 

I arched a brow at him as if to ask why but it was totally ignored when Randy asked, “Was that before or after he sliced and diced!?” 

It was obvious that Sid was getting uncomfortable, both Billy and I could see it. 

“Fuck you nut-case, where were you last night?” Tatum asked as she leaned on Stu. 

“Working, thank you.” Randy chimed. I’m pretty sure those were two seperate answers. 

“Oh at the video store? I thought they fired your sorry ass,” Tatum retorted

Before Randy’s stupid mouth could say anything more I spoke up, “They did. Twice.” 

This earned a laugh from everyone except Sidney and Randy, I thought Sid would at least give a little giggle? 

“I didn’t kill anybody.” Stu said in a quiet now calm but still a little offended tone. 

“Nobody said you did,” Billy said, raising his expression at the word did. That is what I mean by shady. 

“Thanks buddy!” Stu said now back to his more regular sarcastic enthusiasm. 

“Besides, it takes a man to do something like that,” Randy you stupid motherfucker. He made it quite clear that he was mocking Stu. The ‘perfect’ impression. 

“Yuh I’m gonna gut your ass in a second kid!” Stu exclaimed back to Randy. 

“Tell me something, did you really put her liver in the mailbox? Cause I heard they found her liver in the mailbox!” Randy’s voice got more high pitched with every couple words. “Next to her spleen and her pancreas.” 

“Randy, you goon-fuck, I’m trying to eat here!” Tatum said as she threw a grape at him? 

At this point it was noticeable that Sidney felt like she was going to puke so she picked up her backpack and kissed Billy goodbye. 

“Yeah, Randy, Tatum’s getting mad. Better liver alone.” Stu said with the shitty timed pun and both of those piss-for-brains boys started chuckling. 

“Liver alone!” Stu exclaimed out loud, letting his tongue drop out like some stupid hyeana. 

It was obvious Billy was ready to punch him but I quickly beat him to it. “Stop being a total jackass for once in your life Stu,” I said before jogging to catch up with my step sister. 

“Ow, liver, liver- it was a joke…” I could hear Stu’s playful goofy tone get a little disappointed as I walked by Sid’s side. 

  “Stu can be a real ass sometimes,” I say as I lean my head on Sidney’s shoulder. “Tell me about it,” she said as we waited for the school bus. Doesn’t he know when to shut up? Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy how funny and care free he can be but only when it’s at the right times. That wasn't the right time. “Do you want to spend the night at Tatum’s tonight?” Sid asked, looking down at me the best she could. I continue looking at the street in front of us when I say, “Yeah sure, but only if you ask.” Sid just shakes her head and smiles a little before saying, “We’ve all been hanging out together for six months, how come you still can’t ask her these things?” I just shrug. “I just still feel a little nervous, like I don’t know anyone still.” That wasn’t the entire truth. The real reason was because Stu confessed to me a few nights ago and I… punched him because of it. I know stupid but I didn’t know what to do! Like yeah I really like him too but he’s Tatum’s boyfriend! Sid nudges me to look up at her and I do so. “Look, (y/n), we’re family and so are our friends. You can feel free to ask them anything, besides you looked pretty close when Stu was putting flowers in your hair,” She said with a small smirk. “Yeah and so was Tatum!” I exclaimed, receiving a ‘shut up’ down the street. “You’re never going to fess up to it,” Sid said, this time leaning her head on my shoulder. “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

[missuswalker]

I LOVED the Kyle dating headcanons!! Chefs kiss!! Could you do something like that for Kenny? (Sfw + Nsfw)

thanks ❤️

the kenny pookies made it 😱😱 😼

relationship headcanons || kenny mccormick x fem reader

✮ summary: "oh hi kihnney 🥰 whut are yew doin 😻 whuut are you doin kihnney?? 🧐 .... kihnney, whut are you gowin to plunche 😰🪠" as your boyfriend ✮ warnings: nsfw content, reminder that characters are aged up

sfw (but is it ever really sfw with kenny? kidding, he's precious)

okay, kenny was definitely a playboy for a bit, but when he saw you, he was like "wait a damn minute..."

thought he was just horny at first but then started having a little crush on you

since he wasn't really like that a lot before, he was actually a little shy

I KNOW GUYS, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING

"oh no kenny wouldnt be shy no way 😻 in everything else he's so bold 😰"

WELL THIS ISNT EVERYTHING ELSE, LISTEN

since he actually liked you, he was nervous to fuck up

works extra shifts to buy you your favorite flowers

but doesn't know your favorite flowers

so he lets the walmart employee with big boobs pick out which bouquet to get since she was obviously very knowledgable

actually doesn't hit on her though, his mind stays on you

when he asks you out, he totally says everything a little backward

"so wanna date? i've been liking you, and here's flowers"

looked very confident in himself though, you can't say no to that face

pulls out a nokia to ask for your number

kidding, he probably has butters's old iphone 6 or something

wowwee he's quick to action

takes you on a date immediately

to your house

he pays for pizza though, he's trying his best

you say i love you first, no room for debate

he gets so happy and tells EVERYONE.

"me and y/n love each other 😏😏😏😏"

moans in your ear while you're sleeping because he's the big spoon

thinks it's hilarious when you wake up like "😟"

gets a boner from it though bc he thinks about you being the one that moaned

he like, cups your tit with his hand while he's dead asleep, like he could be snoring and all of the sudden he's groping you

nsfw

i can hear the meowing from here guys, quiet down

can be anything you want him to be

sweet, rough, randy marsh, you name it and he's got it down

likes missionary and cowgirl because he can see your sweet face (your tits)

EATS YOU OUT LIKE HE'S STARVING

...he probably is actually

anyways, he likes doggy style less than you'd expect because he can't see your face as well (tits)

will fuck you in the mirror though and make you watch

sexting

in the same room

when you're right next to each other

mid dirty talker

its all basic

"shit, you feel so good, princess"

he can't form coherent thoughts when he's balls deep inside, though

when you guys are just hanging out it's insane

"i want you to cum around my cock while i fuck you senseless" "can you not say that in front of kids" "fuck them kids"

sends you dick pics when you tell him you're going to sleep

a/n: i got carried away with kenny and kyle, i need to make pt 2s for the others (i can't help it guys)

not proofread

[twatkcox]

[The Keihancarl Diaries: May 18, 2024]

Hi everyone, Keihancarl here. Lovely weather we’re having, huh?

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The weather app on my smartphone says it’s gonna rain on a Saturday. Not something I look forward to on a mall-hopping trip, but I guess (if that really happens) I’ll just deal with it for now considering that the weather’s been so scorching hot these past few weeks. I just hoped that the air wouldn’t be as humid as hell.

So I’m wearing red and black this time, and something plain too. I need to make the most out of that trip so I was planning on leaving the house around 9:00 AM (I ended up leaving the house just an hour later). In case you’re wondering, it’s Bonifacio Global City this time. And I’m definitely going to have a great time there too, with my first visit to Mitsukoshi BGC, which opened in 2022.

It was still sunny when I left, but I knew it might rain at some point, probably in the afternoon. Traffic along Commonwealth Avenue is mostly light, except in some areas. I reached the MRT at 11:30 AM. The traffic at North Avenue totally killed my mood. It sucks since I always have high expectations for almost everything.

I decided to reload my beep card (I managed to drop my bag while trying to get some coins in my purse) and take the MRT to Guadalupe Station. Along the way, the Kamuning Flyover is being rehabilitated and the construction of the Metro Manila Subway Quezon Avenue Station has commenced. Approaching Shaw Boulevard Station, however, the train came to a sudden halt, and an announcement came shortly after that. Upon reaching the next station, we were told to switch to another train, as the one we were riding had a problem.

Getting off at MRT Guadalupe Station, I immediately took a jeepney to McKinley Hill, where my first destination, Venice Grand Canal Mall, is. It’s been four and a half years since I last visited the area (and the entire Fort area, including BGC, in general) so I had a hard time familiarizing myself with the area once again. If not for Google Maps, then I would’ve gotten lost.

Getting to Venice Grand Canal Mall, I decided to check the space where Fully Booked used to be, which is now occupied by Coffee Bean And Tea Leaf and/or Randy’s Doughnuts (I believe it’s the latter). I then went inside the mall area and had lunch at Takoyadon (Food Hall), but I bought a drink at the nearby Marketplace Supermarket first. It was a gyudon donburi, but it’s strange enough that it is actually made from Angus beef (it was clearly stated in the menu). I had to pay extra for an egg, but I wouldn’t mind. It didn’t took me long enough to finish my food using only chopsticks.

I then took some selfies by the bridge, but the pics didn’t really look great, partly due to my figure. God, I hate how I look, with that ugly double chin and all that. It didn’t help that the pandemic made me look like that.

Besides the supermarket, I didn’t check any of the shops inside the mall. I didn’t get to check the Venice Piazza as well. I ended up spending more than an hour at the mall, mostly taking selfies by the bridge (with the nice view of the canal and the surrounding buildings). I could’ve done that in about fifteen minutes or so if only I looked like my pre-pandemic self and I wasn’t completely stressed out.

Next stop, SM Aura. I only checked a few shops and had a fruit tea drink at Gong Cha. At this rate, I was getting really cranky due to some earlier inconveniences, especially the heavy traffic on North Avenue. Of course, the extreme heat adds up to the crankiness I’m experiencing. Once I sat down and finished my drink, I felt a little okay.

Passing by the Fully Booked branch there, I got a free comic book as part of Free Comic Book Day in all of its stores in Metro Manila and Luzon. It was an excerpt from The Drifting Classroom by Kazuo Umezu.

Both the Food On Four and the cinemas had been renovated for some time. The former appeared to have an artificial skylight, as opposed to the previous one which is actually a skylight. But the entire area was a lot brighter than before.

As for the cinemas, I was quite impressed with the lobby. Not sure if the IMAX is still there, I didn’t bother to check due to time constraints.

Checking the SkyPark, there was a temporary mini golf area and an art installation.

Going back to the upper ground floor, H&M took over Forever 21’s former space. The latter closed its branch there in 2010.

Next stop, Market Market. I only checked the Booksale branch there. As usual, there are fewer manga books, and none of them interest me.

Heading to the biggest Fully Booked branch (the flagship megastore) at the Bonifacio High Street, I decided to check every single floor of this building… except the fourth floor and the basement (both are closed off for some reason). The manga books and light novels were transferred to the second floor, along with comic books and some of the music CDs and vinyls. These used to dominate the entire fourth floor until a few years ago.

There were no more free comic books, as was the case with the other Fully Booked branches I visited later. Luckily, there were a few free comics left at the SM Aura branch when I got there a little earlier.

After that, I took a moment to check some of the shops at BHS, and then went to my next destination: Uptown Bonifacio and of course, Mitsukoshi BGC. It was a kilometer walk from BHS, but I wouldn’t mind.

I passed by The Turf and saw football players practicing there. Later on, just as I was getting closer to my next destination, I managed to sprain my left foot a little, but I could still walk just fine.

And finally, I get to revisit the Uptown Mall for the first time in almost seven years. While I didn’t check any of the shops there, I took a moment to admire its upscale interiors. I also check the alfresco area as well. I even get to see a glimpse of Mitsukoshi BGC from there.

On to the next destination, I noticed a passageway heading to a residential building across the road (but it also says more shops, if I recall correctly). I decided to take the passageway until I reached the basement level of One Uptown Residence, where several wellness and service shops are located. I got out via the basement level access towards 36th Street and took a short walk to Mitsukoshi BGC.

The first Japanese-inspired mall in the Philippines, it features a mix of local and global brands (including renowned Japanese brands), designer labels, cafes, and restaurants. There’s a food hall (Itadaki Food Court), a supermarket (Mitsukoshi Fresh), a bookstore (Fully Booked x Books Kinokuniya), and a furniture and home furnishing shop (Nitori). There were gacha capsule machines too.

I checked some shops, including Fully Booked x Kinokuniya, and later headed to the third level to check Nitori.

I was amazed at some of the items in that store. I then checked the bedding section and the home office section. I didn’t get to check some parts of the shop, though.

It was already 6:00 PM and I was getting hungry so I decided to check out the basement level where the food court and the supermarket are. It took me a while to decide where to eat. I initially considered MOS Burger but after checking some of the other food stalls, I decided to have katsu curry at Nadai Fujisoba instead.

But first, just like earlier, I bought my drinks at Mitsukoshi Fresh (the supermarket). I decided on a bottled water and a grape-flavored vitamin boost drink. The latter was definitely not gentle on the throat, but I chose it anyway since it says anti-stress boost, something that I really need at the moment since I was incredibly stressed during some parts of the trip. I could’ve bought a box of UCC iced creamy coffee mix, the pineapple caramel one, but I hold off for now. Anyway, the katsu curry is great, though there’s a bit too much curry sauce which is more than enough to cover the rice.

Heading out, it was already dark but I managed to enjoy walking back to Bonifacio High Street. Along the way, I saw a full moon in the sky, some interesting shops, a standalone Uniqlo store, and from a good distance, Landmark BGC (I don’t know if it’s only a supermarket or it also includes the department store).

I reached the BHS Central Square within fifteen minutes and immediately checked the Muji branch there. At the cinema level, the Lawson convenience store has taken over the space of FamilyMart. I also get to see one of the 3D billboards from the large window, where I used to take numerous selfies on my previous visits.

I visited the nearby One Bonifacio High Street, but I didn’t check any of the shops.

And finally, Burgos Circle. I managed to take some pictures of the sculpture against an illuminated background and that was that. The area along Forbestown Road looks better at night.

It was quarter to 8:00, and I was debating whether I should visit One Ayala Makati or not. Anyway, I managed to take the BGC Bus to McKinley Exchange and got to the MRT Ayala Station faster than expected. I decided to check the Fully Booked branch at One Ayala Makati and take a short trip to the restroom. I also happened to run across a couple of cosplayers, as FanFes was taking place at The Spaces at One Ayala, at the fifth level, which I thought to be the cinema level on my previous visit a few months ago. I didn’t bother checking the upper floors since I really needed to get home as soon as possible.

I took the MRT and initially planned to get off at either Cubao or Quezon Avenue stations, but I ended up getting off at North Avenue station instead for some reason. I was so busy uploading the photos to my Instagram accounts during the entire MRT ride that I never paid attention to where I was supposed to get off. Man, that turned out to be the worst decision I made, since I had to wait for about 20 minutes before I got to ride the UV Express to SM Fairview from Trinoma. Traffic isn’t that bad along Commonwealth Avenue so I got there in about 30 to 40 minutes. It was already 10:20 PM when I got home from that exhausting trip.

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Sure, the trip was kind of fun, but the traffic along North Avenue and McKinley Parkway (near SM Aura/Market Market) nearly ruined my day (and my mood). Well, at least it didn’t rain throughout the entire mall-hopping trip, but the incredibly hot weather made me feel extremely exhausted and cranky throughout the trip. And yeah, I’m quite terrible with time management these days, just like the previous mall-hopping trip to CAMANAVA (Karuhatan, Valenzuela and Monumento, Caloocan) and Manila (Binondo and Ermita) areas. I wished it wouldn’t end up the same on my subsequent mall-hopping trips.

I might consider the Ortigas and Greenhills areas next. But when this will happen will be completely up to me. Well, I’m either targeting July or August for this trip.

Anyway, that’s all for the third week of #TheFourWeekendPlan. I can’t wait to return to my favorite hangout place for the final week of TFWP and enjoy my frappuccino. And I’m looking forward to my first ever trip to Baguio (as part of the company outing) by the end of the month (it’s only a week away). Until then, sayonara!

All pics are uploaded to my Instagram account, @kcox_105.

[hurtrite]

angel was feeling pretty satisfied with herself, slumped low in a rickety camping chair and nursing a lukewarm heineken, laughing along while her friends rehashed old stories. some excitedly showed zeke their war wounds - tattoos and scars - as if proving the validity of their tales. it was a perfect summer day, the ' totally chill kickback ' that she'd promised the dobbs duo going off without a hitch. as the sun began to set, though, the cooling air welcoming mosquitos and the start of a bonfire, angel could feel the potential for unrest ; a casual get-together at kimmy's house always devolved into a violent rager. the arrival of another truckload of people was the first signal, their hoots and shouts echoing around the rural property — and kimmy rifling through her purse was the second. she was definitely about to spark up and angel wanted to let zeke have some fun if he so chose to — peer pressure wasn't always a bad thing, god! "i don't mind a getting dick pic now and then," she chimed in, having only half-heard the current topic at hand. angel's eyes were tracking sammie as he hovered around the edge of the bonfire, probably looking like he was trying to avoid the smoke, but she could feel his nervous energy even from a distance. "sometimes it gets me randy." booing cackles answered and angel shot zeke a wink before she stepped outside of the circle, sidling up to sammie. "you look like you could use a breather," she said gently, not wanting him to spook into flight mode and sweep in to steal his brother away from her. she doubted that they'd actually leave without her ( part of her master plan had been making sure they all arrived in one car ), but angel did genuinely hope for sammie to enjoy himself at least a little. in case he wouldn't budge, too magnetized to zeke, she hooked a finger into a beltloop on his pants and gave a leading tug, turning towards the tree line. "c'mon, i wanna show you something neat." / @angeldcgs

[squiddybeifong]

Day 1: Libraries

Are y’all reading the bits and pieces of Book Ends (but esp this one) by @dyketectivecomics? bc they’re amazing and you should def get on that

[queenofhearts7378]

Secret Quartet Pride One Shot sequel?

Maybe not the sequel you were expecting, but I could not get this put of my head

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Danny picked up first, "Okay KitKat, what could possibly be so important that you panic text us during lunch and then refuse to answer other than a vague keysmash and shocked cat emojis, and then FaceTime us."

Jake's face popped up on the screen, "You're lucky we know the difference between your 'I'm a mess and panicking' texting, and your 'serious emergency' texting….oh."

Nino waved.

"Sup Nino!" Randy greeted, "Where's Adrien?"

Nino snorted and tilted the phone down. Adrien was currently facedown in Nino's lap and making various distressed noises as Nino petted him.

He tilted the phone back up, "It’s not as bad as my dude's making it out to be. He came out to the class today.”

“That’s….good? Bad? WTJ, I don’t know y’all’s class!” Randy threw his hands in the hair, accidentally throwing is phone in the air.

“”Y’all’s.’” Danny repeated.

“Nah it wasn’t bad. Totally valid. Just….” Nino snickered, “Embarrassing for him.”

“So what happened?”

“Madame Bustier had stepped out for a little bit, and we were all chatting. And we got to talking about superheroes.”

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"Ladybug is not the Captain America of Paris."

"Totally is!"

Alya hummed, "I just don't see it? I mean she's totally all for punching nazis and terrorists, Hawkmoth anybody? But personality and power wise?? Nah."

"Marvel or DC?" Nathaniel asked, "Cause if we're talking heroes in general; power and personality wise she's totally Wonder Woman."

"I wonder what superhero I'd be," Alix mused.

"Flash." The whole class said in a once in a lifetime synchronization. 

"Gotta go fast." Nathaniel smirked at her and she threw a paper ball at him.

"Max is clearly Iron Man." Kim spoke up, "But he'd be better."

Max tilted his head, "That would be the most probable hero identity going off skill set only. Personality wise however?"

"I'd be Batman." Juleka said, "That'd be awesome."

"An emo everyone has a healthy amount of fear of that's secretly a softie underneath and in love with a cute blonde." Alix nodded. "I can see it."

"Are you implying Rose is Catwoman?"

"If anyone in here is Catwoman, it's Marinette." Alya said, ignoring said girl's splutters.

"That's legit….I'd totally be a Ninja Turtle." Nino said.

Half the class booed at him.

"Stick to Marvel or DC!" Alya tossed her pencil at him.

He caught it laughing, "Fine! I'd be Hawkeye. Dude doesn't get enough respect in the hero biz."

He turned to Adrien, who was focusing on finishing up some homework. "Bro what about you? Who'd you be?"

"Spider-Man."

Alya snorted at the ready-to-go answer, "Spider-Man seriously? Why?"

"I swing both ways like him."

Adrien didn't notice the class go dead quiet after that as he finished the last few problems. Then he froze.

"I didn't mean to say that out loud." He breathed to himself, though everyone could hear it in the silence.

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Adrien groaned into Nino's lap again. Danny was absolutely losing it on his screen.

"Are you telling me-" Jake snickered, "Are you telling me you came out early to your class, because you couldn't resist making a pun?"

Adrien just groaned again.

"How'd the rest of the class take it?"

"Bout the same as you guys." Nino said with a grin.

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Alix was the first one to absolutely lose it, Kim following her seconds later.

Rose squealed, "Bi buddies! We finally have five! It rhymes now!"

"That was an embarrassing way to come out to us." Chloe sniffed, "Thought you'd do one of your little heartfelt speeches."

Alya had a hand over her mouth trying to hide her laughter while Marinette just looked like her soul left her body.

Nino was snickering, but he pulled Adrien into a one armed hug, "Bro, you're so valid. But you doing okay?"

"That wasn't how I wanted to come out to you guys!" Adrien whined, tucking himself into Nino's side.

Mylene took pity on him and said, "It's okay Adrien! We're glad you're comfortable enough with us to be yourself!"

Alya controlled herself enough to ask, "Wait, how did you want to come out to us?"

Adrien flushed, "I was just gonna put 'It's me:' in the class chat followed by a pic of the bisexual flag."

That set everybody off laughing like crazy again. Alya shrieked with laughter while Matinette's head hit her desk with a quiet thunk. Alix had slid from her chair and was laying flat on the floor as she howled with laughter.

Mrs. Bustier finally came back only to find her class in absolute hysterics.

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"Adrien, buddy," Randy snickered, "You dumb cat that was how you came out to us!"

"So I knew it worked."

Nino ruffled his hair, "It's alright. We know you're a hot mess and we love you anyways."

Adrien sat up just to hit him with a pillow.

[tordenvejr]

I just had the most beautiful self-love exercise and it was totally unplanned! I admittedly was feeling randy this morning but I wanted to turn a camera on to see how I look during the solo act, and I took a lot of videos and pics of me in different positions, and wow, despite what my insecurities say I actually am beautiful <3 Just made me feel very sexy and sweet and lovely this morning

(-': i love it! 💛💛💛

[willowisapillow]

🐉 Next Time On South Park Z 🐉

The couple of all time 💝

Here it is, the true (super belated) Valentine’s Day picture. Yet another cringe crossover absolutely nobody asked for yet I deliver because I can. Apologies if I’ve been posting way too much South Park stuff, it’s yet another franchise that I’m currently unhealthily hyper-fixated on. Enjoy some more Randy and Sharon appreciation art from me, because these two dorks are just everything to me <3

This was also made as a small tribute to Akira Toriyama, the creator of Dragon Ball after I found out that he passed away earlier this month on March 1st. Even though I’m a casual fan of the series, still makes me sad that he’s no longer and that we lost another anime/manga legend.

This whole art became a thing based on a phone call between me and one of my older brothers. We were just talking about random dumb stuff and he jokingly asked me to draw Cartman as Naruto and Kyle as Saskue (which is an art project that y’all know damn well I’ll be drawing in the future so look out for that lmao). I just started laughing to myself, but then I thought to myself, “What other anime could I cross over with South Park?” then Dragon Ball popped up in my head all of a sudden, and that’s how this cringefest came to be.

I can kinda see some connections with it, tbh. Both Goku and Randy are dumbass but funny as hell dads (they also have black hair), and both Chichi and Sharon are no-nonsense moms who are often exasperated by their hubbies’ idiotic actions, but do love them deep down and have shared some wholesome cute moments together with them. Both series also feature a lot of fighting and deaths too lol

And since it is the year of the dragon, this pic is pretty fitting :>

I thought I would take forever with this picture because a. I’m total garbage at drawing realistic-ish, non-animal guy characters, and b. I don’t draw side-view faces that much, but surprisingly it wasn’t too hard. I did get kinda lazy with the lower half of Randy’s body and didn’t draw it, but besides that, the whole art was pretty easy. Minus drawing the hands. Because Jesus tap dancing Christ, the hands took me lightyears to get right 🙃

All in all, this might be one of my favorite 2024 pieces of art I’ve drawn so far. Again, these two are special to me, and I finally got the chance to cross over some of my favorite things, cartoons and anime. Maybe I might draw Stan and Wendy as Gohan and Videl in the future as a little follow-up ^^

Also, the mental image of Randy going Super Saiyan is just the funniest shit to me, istg someone needs to make fanart, an animation, or some other sort of meme of that 💀

That’s all that I have for now. Hope you guys have a great day or night, and make sure to stay safe out there.

Farewell, Toriyama. May your memory and legacy live on 😇

[stevenbasic]

I know there are guys like this, Melissa thought to herself, guys like this all over the place. Guys that collect pictures of girls, built girls, save them all on their computers to do...ewww...whatever it is they do with them. She had some guys like that, still, she knew, as Instagram followers, even on her new, now-private profile. There was a smattering of guys, she knew, who basically stalked her, perved over her every post. She tended to indulge them, from time-to-time, throw them a little bone here or there, some cleavage, whatever. It was fun, for a while, she’d get a kick out of it, casually teasing these guys who simped for her. But it had kinda gotten old. Now it was more her friends who seemed to love it, love seeing it, love laughing at the guys. It was harmless enough fun, and these men were just sorta silly and pathetic. I just didn’t think Dr J was one of them…

She had needed to see for herself, have some time to process. It was eight AM but she’d needed to see for herself, all these pictures of her that Randi and Marisela told her he’d supposedly been hoarding on his office computer. On a Tuesday like this one she’d have plenty of time; he’d be doing his rounds at the hospital until mid-morning, when he’d return to the office. She’d closed his door so she’d be undisturbed as the other girls drifted into work. Melissa knew she needed to come to terms with this, and see what was on his computer for herself, especially after what Marisela had told her about what was going on….that kinda made her mad, too.

Okay, there it is, right where Marisela said it’d be, she thought. On his hard drive, the folder labeled “Protected”. Let’s see if this password works...

oh, my…

For some reason Melissa had found herself earlier this morning, while getting ready, almost unconsciously putting on heavier makeup, applying more layers of gloss and lipstick than she knew she should. She’d found herself pulling out a striped red dress, one that cinched too tight to her waist which - despite everything else getting bigger these days - seemed to be, if anything, slowly disappearing. This dress clung too tightly to her torso, she realized, its horizontal stripes only emphasizing the size of the bust she’d packed tightly this morning into her new, bigger bra. This dress was also wayyy too short, she knew, revealing too much of the long, flawless legs that she’d tanned to a deep olive in her week in the sun, sculpted in the gym to heavily-muscled perfection. It covered her overly-shapely rear, she also knew, but left little to the imagination as to its full size; her ass had grown huge, recently, and this dress surely did nothing to hide that. The heels she chose - yellow and too tall, really, to be appropriate for the office - would only highlight the muscle tone of her already large calves, make her glutes look even fuller, shift her weight to pull her shoulders back, further emphasizing her bust and exaggerating the already unmistakeably feminine aspects of her gait. Her hair, as well, she’d fluffed out more than usual this morning...why? The one thing she found herself foregoing, though, was perfume. I’ve been making enough of that myself, already, she’d thought, I don’t need it.

Oh, no, look at all this, Melissa lamented, finally opening the folder labeled “Melissa” and then audibly gasping at its contents...countless pictures of her. Where did he find it all? How much time has he spent collecting these?? She began to scroll through the thumbnails, everything from current images grabbed from her Instagram to old modeling pics he must have found in the internet to...where did he ever find these ones from Hooters?!?

Suddenly she was overcome when an image of him - sitting in this very chair, looking at these pictures and rubbing himself, sliding his hand into his pants - flashed into her head.

Is that what you do with these? Why else would you be...collecting them? Oh, Dr. J...not you, too?

As she marveled, wide-eyed, beginning to grasp the enormity of his collection, of just how many pictures of her he’d accumulated, it dawned on her: he also has dozens upon dozens of pictures of her in a bikini, from the past week - on his ph-..oh, wait. Oh god. He’s downloaded them all into here already...there’s a whole folder, a new one, called “conference”. 

Part of me wishes they never told me...

She flashed back, for the moment, to early yesterday morning, Monday in her new office with Randi and Marisela…

“...we got in last week, finally, Marisela cracked it,” Randi had said, “I just knew he’d have a porn stash. But that there’s so much of YOU in it…?”

“Yeah, I’m sorry Melissa,” Marisela had added, “The guy’s a total perv. We’ve known that for years…”

If nothing else she marveled, as she scrolled through the thumbnails, at his diligence, I haven’t seen some of these in ages. 

Another image flashed into her head, again him sitting at this desk with these pictures - god, he’s much smaller than me, isn’t he? He wouldn’t fill up this chair nearly as much as I do -  with his pants unzipped, pulled down his hips, he’s groaning. Looking at these pictures, zooming in on that one. 

His legs are so skinny compared to mine, she thought, as she felt her own body unconsciously flexing, his arms and shoulders so thin and weak. 

Why...why did this make her shiver a bit? Why did her mind keep picturing him...wanting to see him when he’d opened up this folder and started to-

But he shouldn’t be doing this! It’s like cheating on his wife. No matter what’s going on between him and Sheryl, he’s still a married man. Melissa could understand why Sheryl’d be mad. Yes, but…

Melissa flashed back again...

“Why are you so shocked?” Randi had asked her, “They’re all like this, every single one. Every single boss you’d ever had.”

At first, she admits, she was shocked. She couldn’t believe what they’d told her, shown her with the screen caps from his desktop - it can’t be!! this is the honorable, upstanding, respectable Dr J!! He’s not like the rest of them, all those other guys, is he?? Obsessive, fixated...

After the initial shock, the disbelief, she got kinda angry - she took this job thinking she was going to be valued for her brains, education, skills. She thought this job would allow her to develop in ways that other jobs, with other bosses, hadn’t. She’d always been a special girl, different from the rest. She had a unique way, she knew, of “growing into the job” - it’s what her mother called it. “Rising to the challenge of a new endeavor” she’d said, become what would allow her the greatest success. Problem had always been, though, that the best way to succeed at her old jobs had turned out to be the same. At Hooters it made sense, even in high school. But with frustration she’d found the same thing happened to her at Nordstrom’s, at the DMV, and at the Dealership. Instead of getting smarter, learning more, becoming more able and capable, she’d just gotten...curvier. Added cup sizes, inches to her hips. This job, after finally getting her degree, was supposed to be different. But now, seeing this screenshot of dozens of pictures of her from her boss’ porn stash, she was finally convinced that, once again she was hired just for her tits. She knew, of course, that he’d found her attractive. That he, being just a guy, could be pretty easily manipulated if she set her mind - and hourglass figure - to it. That she could get what she wanted at the office, be successful in her new position, because of her appearance. That would explain the two - no, three - new sets of bras. Why she’d torn through her yoga pants last week. His tastes were for curves upon curves...lots of guys’ were. And she figured she was growing faster here than at the old jobs because, well...she had become his friend. She’d spent more time with him. She’d grown to, well...really like him, more than she’d ever really admit. So maybe there were other things fueling her, uh, developments. But, again - he was married!

It was so confusing!

She could help it, another image came to her. This time he was still here alone in his office, maybe after hours, doors locked, knowing he’s alone - but now he was blatantly jerking off, pants down, around his ankles. Jerking off and leering at these pictures of her, this time looking - ohh why is this doing this to me?? Making my heart race?? - even smaller. He seemed to be shrunken, a small, small man, wide-eyed and staring, unblinking, at his screen. He was grunting, like a little animal, and shaking back and forth with his efforts.

She flashed back again...

”I know, I know,” Melissa had said, bemoaning this new situation, as if she was grieving some loss, “I know I had him up on a pedestal. I know it was maybe unreasonable. But now….now what am I supposed to do?”

“Missy, relax,” Randi had replied, “Just think- who was able to take him down off of that pedestal? Who did he have pictures of on his computer in a folder that he’s accessed...look at this...more than -four hundred- times? You! You! Face it You got where you are not just through hard work at school. You did hard work at the gym, building yourself in other ways. Despite everything you rose up at Hooters, at the DMV, at the dealership. You are YOU, and that’s what’s bringing you all this success. You as a person, your mind and your body.”

”I guess you’re right…” Melissa had said.

“Of course I am,” Randi had replied, “Use it all, use all you got. Not just your degree-“ At that she’d reached out and grabbed Melissa’s huge breasts, hands sinking into her pliancy, “but these too! Women have to use everything they have to take what they can get.”

The next image, in her mind, was one where he’s dramatically smaller still: How did he even get into the chair? He’s so little... His feet, dangling above the ground, hovered over his pants, now in a pile. He’s naked, in fact, and he’s so small he can barely see over the desk to the monitor, can barely reach his mouse to scroll, to click, to open picture after picture after picture of her. His groans and grunts have changed to whines and he sounds so needy as he’s trying and trying and trying to-

Groaning herself, Melissa was nearly overcome with the thought, and had to catch herself from sliding her hand between her own thick, bare thighs. What was this warmth? What was this subtle swelling in her chest? Why is this doing this to me?!? 

She flashes back again

“I guess it can't be helped, looking the way I do...” Melissa said, still in half-pout.

 “Don't feel bad, Missy, this is good,” Randi said, as Marisela just watched, observing these two, trying not to judge, learning, “Look at these folders he has - it’s not all of you. Look at all these pictures, these videos. It’s...worshipful. He’s in sheer awe of these women, and you’re one of them.”

Melissa nodded, new wheels, gears in the machinery of her inner self that she didn’t know existed, cranking to life, beginning to turn.

“You can use this to your advantage - to our advantage,” Randi added, encouraging her friend. Though remaining quiet, Marisela’s own pulse had begun to race, listening, hearing the subtext, thinking back on the conversations she and Randi had had. For her own part, Melissa’s feelings were still conflicted. Petulant anger and outright female outrage were at odds with the genuine affection she felt for him, an affection that more and more had been turning into...something deeper. A tugging at her belly. Something rich and wonderful she saw blossoming, when she closed her eyes and thought of him...thought of holding, thought of-

“If he honesty gets off to this sort of thing,” Randi pressed on, pointing at folders in the screenshot image from his desktop, folders labeled “Breast Expansion” or “Amazons” - “if that’s what he really wants....well, Missy. You could make him the happiest man on earth...”

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Original morph in the first image by Migsanch, and help with some of the dialogue by Antares.

[the-creat0r]

I went and kissed everyone in the game. I would loved to record it but my computer wouldnt handle it, but I got it in text! It’ll be put under the readmore ;-)

Jerafina Tabouli: Ooooohhhh! ;-) The feeling is mutual?

Say yes; Is that soooOOOooooo... We should get a coffee sometiiime. Maybe some “spaghettiiiiiiiiiiii..” ;-)

Say no; Ohhh, don’t play with my heeeaaaarrt, flower heeeero. ;-(

Parsley Botch: WOW! A KISS! This will do for SOME flavor... It smells like... Martin. ... I-I mean martinis. Oh well, it’s the thought that counts, you know.

Jimothan Botch: So, you’re the type that’s into dads, huh?

Say yes; Well well well. You know, I used to be a brawny fella back in my day... ...Tuesday! Just kidding. Heh. That’s a goof for ya. But hey, I’m down to get back into my old routine with a new workout partner. We could go to the gym... Get some pullups and crunches... Maybe even a deadlift or two! Heck, we can get JACKED. They don’t call me Gym-othan for nothin’, you know.

Say no; Then get out of here. Just kidding. I’m still a dad. And you can stay.

Tiff Webber: That’s awfully cute, ain’t it. Is this from you?

Say yes; You’re a sweetie. But not my sweetie. I’m taking things slowly, for now. I’m newly single, but this is still a little forward for me. Not quite my tempo. No trouble, I’m sure you’ll find someone who feels just as headstrong. Tell you what. The next time I sing Habit’s “Row Row Row Your Throat,” I’ll dedicate it to you.

Say no; Ah, a “secret admirer.” You don’t have to tell me twice. Well, I hope my “secret admirer” gets the courage to invite me to one of her tipsy karaoke sessions.

Nat Vancey: Oh, delivering kisses now, are you. Huuuh. Bleh. It’s probably from that loud kid who thinks he’s a wolf. What was his name... Tractor... or something... I don’t care. He said he thinks I’m really cool because I have “dazzling vampire fangs.” Which... ew. My eyes are up here. Well, I guess I have this dumb kiss now. I’m just gonna, uh... ..drop it, into the pond or something.

Mirphy Fotoparat: EXCUSE YOU! Excuse your mouth! You’re completely off your rocker if you think you can just... ...KISS me! Yuck. I’m SO BUSY over here taking pictures of this fish. And admiring this Butt Pic. I’ve got work to do! Ground to break! A portfolio to FINESSE! You and I have a professional relationship only. If you think doing a favor gives you the right to kiss me... you’re no better than Dallas.

Dallas Smuth: Whoaaa, a kiss... in the flesh... on MY flesh... Someone actually liked me enough to like, have one delivered. Like, thank you flower delivery palll. ... .... ..... W-wait friend... is this from you??

Say yes; What!! It’s been DAYS since we like, totally hung out, and you didn’t tell me you totally wanted to smooch. Come to think, you’ve, like, really set me straight, flower kid. You showed me the error in my ways for suuure. I thought Mirphy was my muse... when it was really you.

Say no; No note huh... some mystery babe is leavin me dreamin... Tell them like, thank you, and please send more. Heeheheh.

Randy Hapukurk: A kiss, is what I see, a kiss! From whom, I do not know, maybe from YOU, I wonder, I do. But I am oh-so happy nonetheless. My cheeks says thank-a you, kiss-giver. Mwah-mwah!

Millie Coulro: EW! I’LL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS, FREAK!! IT’S GOING STRAIGHT INTO THE TRASH. I ain’t gonna huck lips at NO-BODY, you HEAR. I DON’T WANT COOTIES!!! AND IM LIKE 6!!!! If you’re not careful, you’re next in line to catch a golf ball in the eye.

Trencil Varnnia: Oh my. A single kiss, planted on my cheek. I truly cannot blame you. My graceful, demure disposition excludes intense beauty. Alas, fatherhood is a full time job. I will not be wooed by plant or animal. You must be careful, lest you fall under my uncontrollable spell. Protect yourself, dear flower-whisperer.

Marv Truncler: OoH! Why, yuh ran me an errand! Brought me sum lips you did. These are the best bait around. You can only catch certain fish with a kiss you know. He then names an ungodly list of fish which I am not typing out

Ronbo: Ohh, a kiss.. M’scuse me, it’s been a while. I appreciate the affection. But romance is serious. And that’s not quite what I need right now. Hnk. To be honest, I’m not sure what I need. You’ve helped me plenty. Now I need t’help myself a bit. But if’ya ever have a kiss t’give... feel free to bring it here. Ta ta for now, sweet flower.

Putunia Mollar: AH! FLOWER CADET, GOOD WORK! YOU HAVE BROUGHT BACK A TOOL OF THE ENEMY! LIPS, KISSES I SAY THEY’RE EVIL!! I HEARD THE GREEN MENACE THINKS THEY’RE USEFUL FOR HIS PLANTS. I MEAN HIS “PLANS.” ITS VILLAINOUS. GET RID OF IT.

Gillis Soco: NO! WHA-! KISSING IS FOR SOFTIES WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO. I’M THE MOST MACHO GUY AROUND. I’VE GOT NO NEED FOR SMOOCHINGS. ..GO ON, GET OUTTA HERE.

Kiss again; HEY! Stop giving me affection I don’t need it... I’m... a lone macho cowboy. I don’t need any love. ...not a bit.

Kiss again; Stop that!... It’s totally la... Lame.. la....... lovely... Oh, you’ve hit me in my soft spot, yet again... You’re really the life of the party, you know... I’m gonna cry...

Gerry Podunk: OH! Oh golly gosh!! Finally, I, Gerry Podunk, can giv’ th’ kiss I’ve always wanted to, to dear sweet Martha. Oh no... I think she migh’ve heard’m that.

Trevor Garbo: TH... THIS... must... be... from Nat! My Forbidden Love... ...two houses.. Both alike in dignity, you see... Nat and I are destined to be together... but alas... SOCIETY deems us enemies. Perhaps our love can finally end the feud of Good versus Evil... ...Light versus Darkness!.. VAMPIRES VERSUS SUPER COOL SHAPESHIFTING ELECTRIC WEREWOLVES... ... Well, maybe I’ll ask her to prom or something.

Wallus Breadbear: ... I haven’t had one of these in a long time... A kiss... I’ll keep it safe, until it is my time to leave my hole.. You know... and give it to the right person... Thank you for passing it on to me.

Questionette: !!!!!!! ....... :-//) !!!!!

Borbra Luddington: OH MY GOODNESS, MY GOLLY GOSHES! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. A KISSUS FOR THE MISSUS. EVERYTHING IS MOVING SO FAST! HOW CAN THIS BE!

Tim Tam: STOLEN.

Lulia Fame: Oh... oh goodness...! I... I would recognize these lips from anywhere. Are these from the tipsy lady in the lounge?

Say yes; I... I don’t know what to say. I wish she’d give them to me herself, ahahaha. Excuse me. I’m a little giddy.

Say no; Oh... then... could it be... from You, dear?

>Say yes; ...!!! Why, I’m flattered Fortunate indeed. You have shown me that in more than one way. Once all of this nonsense is over... someday, meet me in the Big City. My name will be in bright, shiny lights by then. You know where to find me. We’ll go on all kinds of adventures. Until then, toodles, dear.

>Say no; Oh... I see. Then it must be from another. Sigh. It’s tough being this pretty.

Kamal Bora: WOW!!! I’VE NEVER KISSED A CELEBRITY LIKE YOU... OR... ANYONE... Oh-no, oh-no, now I’m so nervous!! Too nervouse! My heads gonna spin right off my body!! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!

Dr Habit Neutral Ending: .... WH WHAT! I... . don’t understand. . Why would you... Ah... I see. You want to stop fighting. Isn’t that right?

Say yes; I’m all mixed up. I don’t know what you are trying to do to me. No one has kissed me since... Since... My Lily. I would give up everything to see that flower again. ...I can’t hurt you. It would be wrong of me. If I let you go, will you leave me be?

>Say yes; Then you’re free to leave,. I admit, it’s an anticlimax... I only wish things might have gone differently. Perhaps in another life they did, Protagonist.

Dr Habit True Ending: OH! A... you’re... you’re... smooching... ...I haven’t gotten a smooch like that since I first met my Lily. You’re... sweet... Flower Child. Perhaps... The Sweetest. Thank you.

[quarantinewithbean]

Essentials

Well, another week has passed. I guess what they say about weeks flying by in pregnancy is true! I know for many the days during this pandemic are dragging on and on with people being at home, sheltering in place, without jobs to go to or places to be. I am still required at this point to show up to work every day. Although I have at (many) times felt scared about having to go work at a hospital each day with the ever-growing threat of this spreading COVID-19 virus, right now I do not have much of a choice. We have been told by those in charge at our hospital that expanding telework right now would make us less prepared if and when a surge of patients arrives. So, I just have to re-focus on the fact that I am happy to have a meaningful and steady (if not overloaded!) job during this time, making my days largely unchanged for the most part. I still have my routine, an unchanged income, solid insurance, purposeful days, a mission to complete. Aaron has been working from home for quite a few years, and his work has not slowed down in the least, so routine has not changed much for him either. We are both very very grateful just to have our jobs right now, especially with Bean coming! I am also lucky that I am relatively well-protected in my little office when I do go in to work, as it is not connected to the main hospital, is a secured building, and I see almost all of my patients utilizing video/telehealth methods at this point anyway, which minimizes my face-to-face contact. I also typically only see between 1 and 3 people in my office on any given day, all of whom are generally well over 6′ from me. Everyone I work with is being very cautious about keeping up with the social distancing, too.

I had embarrassing pregnancy moment #207 happen this afternoon and figured I’d share with you all in the spirit of giving as many laughs as possible to brighten dark days. Well, I received an email stating that some Walgreens were offering drive-thru shopping for certain shoppers who are more vulnerable to the virus, such as the elderly, immunosuppressed, and pregnant women. All you have to do is pull up to the drive-thru pharmacy window and state what you need and they will fetch your items as you wait in your car. Great! 

So I drove up to the window immediately after work and explained to the pharmacist that I was avoiding going into stores as I was pregnant, and he said “Definitely, I’m glad you didn’t come in given you’re pregnant! What sorts of essential items do you need? Some over the counter medicines?” 

....essential items?? Oh no. I must have missed that in the email. I totally just pulled up to this window because I wanted a container of Breyer’s Natural Vanilla Ice Cream. I did not think this through! Now it was too late, I was already here. Thankfully no one was behind me waiting for true essential items as I sit here and fumble over how I’m going to talk my way out of this mess.

“Oh, I’m sorry, I must’ve misread the ad. All I am here is for a container of ice cream....” I sheepishly responded, feeling my face become hot and for sure turning as red as a cherry. My mom was on the phone in the car and started chuckling audibly at my noticeable discomfort and I had to turn the volume all the way down so Randy the Pharmacist could not hear her.

Randy was a true sport though, and BUSTED out laughing. “I would definitely consider ice cream an essential item for a pregnant woman. I will be right back.” He went and fetched my Breyer’s as I frantically tried to regain my composure and tame my face down to a normal shade again. 

He quickly returned with my item and said, with a big smile, “Here you go ma’am. Is there anything else I can get you today? Pickles or anything?” LOL! That man deserves a raise. I paid him and drove off, with my ice cream. I am still giggling about it right now. DUH!

In other news, our nursery for Bean is coming right along! We are doing a jungle/baby safari animal theme. I’ll attach a few photos of some of the decorations thus far. I just got crib sheets, a Pendleton baby blanket, and pillow covers in the mail today! They are a bit wrinkly in the photos but you’ll get the idea. I love how everything is coming together, including the piece of Dr. Seuss artwork I painted last weekend :) There are also a few pics framed of us hanging with some animals in Thailand. My dad is working on making a crib and changing table which will be an amazing heirloom for us to have, too, and will be more solid and beautiful than anything we could have bought at a store (anyone who has seen the bar he custom built for us a few years ago will agree). 

I hope you all are staying home, safe, healthy, and calm. xoxo

[ghostsoapgirl]

I’m having an upper GI scope today.

I’ll be under anesthesia so I’ll likely be groggy all day. Can y’all share some of your favorite Mox/Dean pics to cheer me up when I wake up?

I’m also totally happy to get Baron Corbin, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, Kevin Owens, Bayley, Becky Lynch, Nikki Cross, any of those as well ❤️

ALSO JOHN CENA AND RANDY ORTON BECAUSE THOSE ARE MY LOVES